Snooping, Prying and Poking My Nose In.

Heavens I am a bad person. I really am. I just  can’t resist a snoop if I have the chance. If I believed in hell I’d be going there, no two ways about it.

I haven’t heard from my erstwhile “best friend” in a while, not since the wedding and I thought I would check to see if she’s been in touch over the weekend. She hadn’t been but another friend emailed and with that strange synchronicity that mimics Zeitgeist said he had seen her profile on a dating website. And he gave me the username. So I went and had a look.

Now I want to email her and say Get That Profile Down. This is a woman who regularly complains that she can;t meet anyone. Or that the men she meets are after one thing only. Well describing yourself online as “sexy blonde” and marking “thrill seekers” and public nudity among your “turn ons” isn’t a good start. She’s a bright, attractive, intelligent girl except when it comes to men. She will write a profile that makes her sound like a slapper and then, dump the guy after one date for being too forward.

SO my punishment for being so nosy is that I am dying to tell her, an honest straightforward profile will attract honest men, and pretending to be something you’re not will attract d$%kheads!! but I can’t. So I’m telling ye instead.